What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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