What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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