What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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