What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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