What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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