What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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