What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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