What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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