What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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