What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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