What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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