What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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