What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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