What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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