What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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