What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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