What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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