What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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