What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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