What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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