What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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