What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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