What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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