What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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