What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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