What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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