What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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