What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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