What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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