What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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