What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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