What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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