What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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