What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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