What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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