What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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