What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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