What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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