What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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