What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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