What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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