What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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