What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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