What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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