What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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