What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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