What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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