What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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