What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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