What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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