What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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