What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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