What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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