What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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