What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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