What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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