What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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