What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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