What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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