What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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