What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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