What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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