What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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