What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
Canvas not available.

or


They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
Canvas not available.

or


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Canvas not available.

or


What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025