What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

Canvas not available.

or


What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

Canvas not available.

or


Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025