What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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