What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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