What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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