What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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