What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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