What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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