What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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