What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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