What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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