What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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