What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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