What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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