What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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