What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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