What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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