What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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