What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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