What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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