What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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