What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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