What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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