What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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