What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026