What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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