What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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