What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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