What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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