What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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