What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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