What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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