What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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