What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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