What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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