What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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