What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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