What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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