What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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