What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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