What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.


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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Snaked.


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To get to the body shop.


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Professional courtesy.


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Juan by Juan.


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H2O cubed.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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