What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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