What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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