What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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