What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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