What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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