What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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