What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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