What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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