What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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