What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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