What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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