What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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