What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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