What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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