What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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