What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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