What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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