What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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