What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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