What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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