What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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