What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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