What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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