What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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