What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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