What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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