What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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