What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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