What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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