What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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