What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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