What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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