What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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