What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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