What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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