What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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