What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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