What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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