What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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