What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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