What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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