What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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