What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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