What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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