What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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