What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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