What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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