What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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