What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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