What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
Canvas not available.

or


What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025