What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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