What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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