What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025