What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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