What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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