What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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