What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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