What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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