What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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