What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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