What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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