What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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