What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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