What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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