What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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