What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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