What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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