What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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