What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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