What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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