What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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