What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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