What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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