What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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