What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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