What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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