What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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