What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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