What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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