What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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