What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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