What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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