What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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