What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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