What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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