What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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