What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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