What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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