What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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