What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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