What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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