What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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