What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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