What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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