What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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