What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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