What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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