What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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