What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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