What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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