What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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