What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or


I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024