What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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