What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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