What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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