What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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