What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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