What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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