What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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