What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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