What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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