What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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