What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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