What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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