What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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