What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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