What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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