What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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