What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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