What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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