What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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