What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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