What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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