What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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