What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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