What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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