What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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