What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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