What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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