What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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