What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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