What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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