What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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