What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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