What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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