What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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