What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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