What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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