What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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