What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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