What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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