What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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