What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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