What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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