What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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