What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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