What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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