What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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