What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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