What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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