What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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