What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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