What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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