What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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