What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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