What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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