What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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