What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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