What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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