What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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