What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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