What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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