What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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