What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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