What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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