What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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