What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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