What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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