What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
Canvas not available.

or


What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026