What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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