What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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