What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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