What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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