What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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