What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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