What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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