What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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