What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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