What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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