What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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