What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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