What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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