What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025