What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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