What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
Canvas not available.

or


What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025