What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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