What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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