What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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