A centipede with a wooden leg.
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It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Orca-stras
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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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The cow that jumped over the moon
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People must be dying to get in there.
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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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