What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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