What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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