What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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