What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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