What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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