What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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