What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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