What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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