What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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