What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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