What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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