What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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