What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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