What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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