What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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