What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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A ferrous wheel.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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Bison


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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A sunburnt zebra.


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