What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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