What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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