What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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