What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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