What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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