What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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