What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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