What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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