What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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