What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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