What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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