What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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