What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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