What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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