What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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