What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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