What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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