What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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