What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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