What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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