What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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