What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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