What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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