What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion


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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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A head band!


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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Take away the g


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WHAT?


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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She wanted to reach the high notes!


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Hiss-story


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