What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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