What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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