What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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