What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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