What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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