What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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