What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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