What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion


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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


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He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Because they are black and white.


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