What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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