What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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