What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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