What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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