What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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