What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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