What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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