What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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