What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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