What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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