What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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