What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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