What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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