What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion


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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Fish and ships.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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He decomposes.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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He presses the paws button.


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