What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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