What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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