What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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