What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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