What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion


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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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It scrambled across!


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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They can make little things count.


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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A centipede on its back!


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To get brighter!


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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