What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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