What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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