What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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