What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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