What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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