What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion


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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


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Snaked.


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You can't tuna fish.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Take the words out of his mouth


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A tree in a golden forest.


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Time to get a new bed


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