What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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