What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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