What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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