What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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