What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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