What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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