What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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