What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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