What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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