What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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