What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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