What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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