What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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