What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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