What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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