What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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