What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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