What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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