What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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