What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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