What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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