What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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