What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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