What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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