What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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