What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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