What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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