What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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