What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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