What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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