What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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