What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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