What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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