What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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