What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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