What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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