What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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