What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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