What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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