What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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