What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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