What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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