What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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