What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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