What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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