What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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