What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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