What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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