What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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