What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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