What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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