What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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