What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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