What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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