What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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