What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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