What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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