What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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