What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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