What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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