What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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