What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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