What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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