What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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