What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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