What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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