What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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