What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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