What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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