What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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