What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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