What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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