What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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