What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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