What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

Canvas not available.

or


How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
Canvas not available.

or


What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
Canvas not available.

or


How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026