What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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