What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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