What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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