What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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