What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.

or


What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
Canvas not available.

or


Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
Canvas not available.

or


What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026