What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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