What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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