What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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