What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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