What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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