What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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