What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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