What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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