What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Let's get crackin!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No I deer


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede on its back!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


GOOD		CRAP

or