A jump rope.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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The letter H.
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