What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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