What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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