What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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