What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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