What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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