What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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