What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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