What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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