What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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