What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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