What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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