What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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