What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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