What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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