What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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