What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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