What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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