What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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