What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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