What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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