What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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