What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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