What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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