What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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