What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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