What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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