What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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