What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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