What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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