What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
Canvas not available.

or


When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
Canvas not available.

or


I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026