What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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