What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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