What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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