What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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