What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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