What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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