What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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