What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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