What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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