What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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