What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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