What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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