What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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