What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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