What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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