What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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