What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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