What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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