What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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