What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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