What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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