What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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