What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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