What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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