What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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