What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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