What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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