What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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