What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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