What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.


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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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Thorium.


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Because they are black and white.


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Mooooooove over


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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An earthquake.


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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