What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.


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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Because it was chicken.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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You can't tuna fish.


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Wet feet.


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A starfish.


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