What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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