What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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