What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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