What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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