What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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