What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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