What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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