What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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