What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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