What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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