What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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