What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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