What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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