What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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