What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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