What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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