What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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