What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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