What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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