What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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