What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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