What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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