What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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