What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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