What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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