What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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