What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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