What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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