What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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