What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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