What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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