What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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