What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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