What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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