What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.


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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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He had in his own pews.


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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Meet Patty.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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They both have trunks


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What's a light bulb?


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