What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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