What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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