What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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