What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.


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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


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or

What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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or

A dead centipede.


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or

Drinking.


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or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


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or

Steal its chair.


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or

There was an empty seat.


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or

A hippopota-mess


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or

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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or