What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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