What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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