What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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