What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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