What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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