What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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