What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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