What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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