What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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