he got a little behind in his work.
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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