What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"


GOOD		CRAP

or

No one can eat just one potato ship.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He felt funny.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

A milkshake


GOOD		CRAP

or

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because his feet stink


GOOD		CRAP

or

Woke up in the fireplace.


GOOD		CRAP

or