What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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