What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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