What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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