What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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