What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.


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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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Croak-a-cola.


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

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coz Donald ducked


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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I've got my ion you.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


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