What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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