What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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