What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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