What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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