What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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