What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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