What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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