What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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