What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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