What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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