What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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