What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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