What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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