What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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