What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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