What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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