What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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