What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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