What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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