What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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