What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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