What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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