What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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