What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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