What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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