What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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