What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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