What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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