What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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