What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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