What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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