What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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