What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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