What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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