What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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