What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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