What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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