What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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