What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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