What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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