What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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