What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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