What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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