What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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