What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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