What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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