What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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