What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.


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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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With flood lighting.


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Plane ones.


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A kitten.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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