What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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