What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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