What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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