What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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