What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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