What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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