What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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