What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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