What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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