What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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