What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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