What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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