What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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