What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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