What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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