What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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