What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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