What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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