What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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