What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.


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or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

She was wearing massive gloves.


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or

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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or

custardy battle.


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or

Happy Owl-ween!


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or

French Flies.


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or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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or

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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or