What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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