What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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