What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.


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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs


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Its shadow


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French Flies.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Spooketi


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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