What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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