What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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