What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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