What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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