What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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