What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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