What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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