What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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