What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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