What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.


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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


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C over lambda.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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When it's full.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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