What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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