What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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