What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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