What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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