What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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