What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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