He was in shock for a week.
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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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It left its tracks.
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