What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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