What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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