What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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