What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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