What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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