What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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