What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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