What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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