What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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