What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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