What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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