What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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