What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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