What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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