What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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