What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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