What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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