What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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