What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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