What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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