What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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