What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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