What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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