What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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