What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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