What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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