What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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