What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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