What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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