What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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