What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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