What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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