What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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