What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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