What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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