What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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