What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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