What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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