What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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