What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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