What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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