What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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