What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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