What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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