What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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