What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
Canvas not available.

or


How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025