What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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