What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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