What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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