What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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