What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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