What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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