What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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