What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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