What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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