What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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