What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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