What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
Canvas not available.

or


Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026