What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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