What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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