What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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