What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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