What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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