What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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