What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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