What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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