What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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