What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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