What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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