What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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