What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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