What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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