What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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