What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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