What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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