What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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