What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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