What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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