What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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