What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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