What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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