What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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