What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
Canvas not available.

or


What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026