What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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