What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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