What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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