What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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