What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.


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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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I lava you.


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To get a mini soda


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What's a light bulb?


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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H2O cubed.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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