What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.


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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over


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No thank you, I'm stuffed.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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None. It turned itself in.


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A car


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Juan by Juan.


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