What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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