What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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