What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

Canvas not available.

or


What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
Canvas not available.

or


Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025