What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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