What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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