What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.


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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!


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Carbon.


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To get brighter!


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A Doberman.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Juan by Juan.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group


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Because you can see right through them!


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