What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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