What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.


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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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Lawsuits.


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Sir.


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coz Donald ducked


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A baboom


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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it was a shitzu."


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