What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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