What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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