What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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