What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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