What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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