What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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