What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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