What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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