What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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