What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

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Punch.


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A starfish.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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A blackboard.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


GOOD		CRAP

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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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