What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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