What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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