What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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