What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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