What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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they make up everything.


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Twick o tweet


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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Polar Bond.


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They can make little things count.


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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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