What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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