What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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