What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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