What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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