What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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