What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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