Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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When you are eating a watermelon.
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Cause your the only one Hair.
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he said, "Those are pickled onions".
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