What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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Separation anxiety.


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Barium


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they always take things literally.


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Root beer.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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A Flat Major


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