What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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