What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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