What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

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Between you and me, something smells.


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A swordfish


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The mooseum.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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To practice.


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They can hit the high C's!


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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


GOOD		CRAP

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