What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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