What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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