What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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