What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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