What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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