What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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