What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Feyonce


GOOD		CRAP

or

A car only has one horn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Don't call me later, call me Dad.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a snow bank!


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the body shop.


GOOD		CRAP

or

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


GOOD		CRAP

or