What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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