What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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