What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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