What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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