What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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