What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


GOOD		CRAP

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Nothing, it just waved.


GOOD		CRAP

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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

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Those who read binary and those who don't.


GOOD		CRAP

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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


GOOD		CRAP

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Taller


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

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ICE ICE Baby......


GOOD		CRAP

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