What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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