Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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I think I'm coming down with something!
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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Because her mom would make her take it back.
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They both whine alot!
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"Pint please, and one for the road."
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