Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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I'm going out tonight!
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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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