What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
Canvas not available.

or


How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026