What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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