What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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