What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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