What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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