What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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