What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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