What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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