What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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