What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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