What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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