Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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By relocating it to a casino!
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Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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A milkshake
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Night manager at McDonalds
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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Lilly.
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He just couldn't put it down.
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