What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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