What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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