What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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