What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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