What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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