What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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