What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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