What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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