What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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