What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

Canvas not available.

or


How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
Canvas not available.

or


Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025