What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.


GOOD		CRAP

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A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was tired of working for peanuts.


GOOD		CRAP

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The library, because it has the most stories.


GOOD		CRAP

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He got caught peeping on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

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Lipstick.


GOOD		CRAP

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