What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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