What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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