What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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