What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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