What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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