What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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