What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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