What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.


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A nail.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Porkchop


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


GOOD		CRAP

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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


GOOD		CRAP

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