What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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