What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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