Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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The police had to comb the area.
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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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When the spider spied her!
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