What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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