What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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