What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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