What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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