Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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When it's full.
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The fish.
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With a cowculator.
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Because deep down, they're really good people.
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In a barking lot.
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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