What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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