What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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