What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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