What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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