What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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