What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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