What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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