What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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