What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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