What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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