What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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