What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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