What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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