What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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