What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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