What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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