What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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