What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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