What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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