What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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