What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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