What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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