What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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