What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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