What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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