What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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