What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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