What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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