What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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