What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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