What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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