What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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