What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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