What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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