What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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