What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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