What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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