What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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