What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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