What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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