What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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