What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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