What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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