What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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