What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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