What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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