What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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