What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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