What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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