What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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