What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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