What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026