What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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