What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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