What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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