What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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