What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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