What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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