What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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