What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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