What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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