What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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