What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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