What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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