What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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