What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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