What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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