What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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