What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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