What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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