What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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