What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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