What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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