What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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