What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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