What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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