What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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