What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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