What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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