What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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