What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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