What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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