What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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