What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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