What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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