What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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