What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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