What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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