What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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