What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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