What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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