What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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