What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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