What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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