What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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