What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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