What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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