What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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