What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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