What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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