What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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