What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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