What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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