What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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