What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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