What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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