What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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