What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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