What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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