What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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