What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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