What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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