What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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