What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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