What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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