What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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