What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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