What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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