What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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