What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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