What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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