What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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