What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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