What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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