What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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