What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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