What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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