What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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