What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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