What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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