What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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