What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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