What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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