What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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