What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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