What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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