What has a head but no body?

A nail.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stuck


GOOD		CRAP

or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A vampire only sucks blood at night.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A skunk with a rash.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Climb up a tree and act like a nut


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Holly Davidson.


GOOD		CRAP

or