What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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