What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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