What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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