What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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