What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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