What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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