What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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