What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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