What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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