What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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