What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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