What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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