What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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