What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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