What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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