What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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