What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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