What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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