What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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