What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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