What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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