What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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