What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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