What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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