What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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