What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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