What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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