What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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