What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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