What has a head but no body?

A nail.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Canvas not available.

or


How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Canvas not available.

or


When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026