What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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