What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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