What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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