What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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