What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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