What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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