What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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