What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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