What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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