What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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