What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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