What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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