What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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