What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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