What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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