What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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