What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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