What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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