What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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