What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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