What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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