What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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