What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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