What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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