What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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