What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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