What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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