What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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