What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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