What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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