What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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