What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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