What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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