What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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