What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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