What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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