What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026