What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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