What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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