What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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