What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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