What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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