What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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