What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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