What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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