What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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