What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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