What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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