What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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