What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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