What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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