What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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