What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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