What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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