What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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