What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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