What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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