What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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