What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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