What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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