What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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