What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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