What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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