What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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