What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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