What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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