What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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