What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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