What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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