What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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