What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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