What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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