What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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