What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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