What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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