What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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