What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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