What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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