What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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