What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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