What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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