What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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