What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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