What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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