What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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