What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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