What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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