What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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