What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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