What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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