What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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