What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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