What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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