What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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