What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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