What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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