What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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