What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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