What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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