What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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