What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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