What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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