What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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