What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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