What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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