What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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