Hot, because you can catch cold.
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She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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