What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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