What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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