What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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