What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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