What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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