What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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