What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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