What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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