What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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