What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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