What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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