What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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