What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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