What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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