What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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