What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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