What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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