What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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