What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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