What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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