What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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