What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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