What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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