What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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