What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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