What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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