What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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