What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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