What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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