What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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