What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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