What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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