What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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