What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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