What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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