What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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