What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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