What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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