What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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