What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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