What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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