What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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