What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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