What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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