What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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