What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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