What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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