What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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