What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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