What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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