What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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