What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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