What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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