What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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