What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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