What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

Canvas not available.

or


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025