What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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