What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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