What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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