What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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