What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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