What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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