What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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