What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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