What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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