What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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