What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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