What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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