What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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