What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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