What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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