What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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