What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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