What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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