What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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