What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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