What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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