What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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