What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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