What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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