What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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