What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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