What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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