What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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