What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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