What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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