What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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