What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because 7 ate 9.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A shampoodle


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lunch and dinner.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the other slide!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A starfish.


GOOD		CRAP

or