What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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