What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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