What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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