What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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