What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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