What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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