What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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