What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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