What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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