What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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