What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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