What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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