What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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