What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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