What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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