What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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