What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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