What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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