What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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