What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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