What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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