What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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