What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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