What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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