What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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