What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026