What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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