What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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