What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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