What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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