What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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