What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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