What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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