What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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