What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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