What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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