What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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