What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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