What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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