What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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