What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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