What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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