What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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