What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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