What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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