What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.


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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Vitamin sea.


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It was sole destroying.


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He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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H2O.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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