What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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