What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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