What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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