What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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