What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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