What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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