What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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