What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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