What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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