What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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