What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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