What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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