What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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