What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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