What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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