What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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