What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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