What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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