What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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