What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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