What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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