What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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