What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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