What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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