What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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