What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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