What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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