What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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