What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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