What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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