What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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