What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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