What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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