What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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