What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Holly Davidson.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He felt funny.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he traveled a lot.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

or