What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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