What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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