What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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