What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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