What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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