What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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