What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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