What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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