What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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