What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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