What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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