What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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