What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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A seal walks into a club...
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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