What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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