What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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