What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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