What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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