What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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