What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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