What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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