What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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