What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.


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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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or

A coat of arms.


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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Infantry.


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or

CSI


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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He decomposes.


GOOD		CRAP

or