What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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