What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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