What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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