What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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