What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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