What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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