What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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