What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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