What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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