What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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