What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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