What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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