What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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