What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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