What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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