What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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