What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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