What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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