What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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