What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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