What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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