What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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