What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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