What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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