What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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