What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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