What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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