What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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