What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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