What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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