What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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