What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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