What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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