What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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