What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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