What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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