What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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