What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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