What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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