What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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