What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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