What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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