What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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