What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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