What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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