What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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