What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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