What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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