What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!


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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!


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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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A cheetah


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Frosted Flakes!


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you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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Ihop


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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