What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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