What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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