What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!


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or

What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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or

"The erection is rigged!"


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or

Pooched eggs.


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or

Sandy Claws.


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One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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Not enough sand.


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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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or