What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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