What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]


GOOD		CRAP

or

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A Flat Major


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Catfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its shadow


GOOD		CRAP

or

About one third less than for a regular bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they are black and white.


GOOD		CRAP

or