What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
Canvas not available.

or


Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026