A sponge!
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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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he said "Not you again".
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