What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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