What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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