What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026