What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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