What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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