What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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