What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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