What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
Canvas not available.

or


How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025