What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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