What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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