What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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