What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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