What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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