What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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