What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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