What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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