What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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