What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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