What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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