What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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