What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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