What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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