What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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