What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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