What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.


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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.


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Silent night!


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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CoFe2


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Separation anxiety.


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Half a worm.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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A sandwich!


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or