What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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