What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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