What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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