What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.


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or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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or

Cause your the only one Hair.


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or

By subsisting on titrations.


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or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A Moo-sician!


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or

It gave a little wine


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or

Lunch and dinner.


GOOD		CRAP

or