What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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