What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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