What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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