What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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