What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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