What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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