What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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