What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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