What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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