What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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