What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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