What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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