What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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