What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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