What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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