What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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