What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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