What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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