What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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