What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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