What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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