What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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