What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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