What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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