What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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