What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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