What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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