What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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