What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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