What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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