What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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