What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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