What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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