What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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