What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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