What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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