What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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