What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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