What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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