What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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