What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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