What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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