What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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