What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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