What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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