What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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