What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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