What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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