What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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