What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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