What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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