What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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