What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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