What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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