What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
Canvas not available.

or


Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025