What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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