What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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