What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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