What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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