What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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