What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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