What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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