What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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