What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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