What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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