What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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