What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A seal walks into a club...
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