What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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