What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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