What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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