What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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