What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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