What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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