What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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