What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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