What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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