What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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