What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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