What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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