What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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