What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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