What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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