What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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