What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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