What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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