What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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