What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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