What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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