What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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