What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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