What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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