What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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