What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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