What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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