What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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