What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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