What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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