What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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