What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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