What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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