What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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