What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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