What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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