What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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