What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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