What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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