What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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