What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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