What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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