What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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