What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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