What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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