What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A seal walks into a club...
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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