What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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