What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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