What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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