What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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