What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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