What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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