What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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