What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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