What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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