What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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