What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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