What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A mouse on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The cow that jumped over the moon!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cow on a skateboard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A vampire only sucks blood at night.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've been framed!


GOOD		CRAP

or