What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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