What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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