What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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