What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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