What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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