What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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