What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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