What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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