What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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