What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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