What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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