What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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