What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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