What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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