What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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