What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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