What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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