What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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