What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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