What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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