What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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