What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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