What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
Canvas not available.

or


What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
Canvas not available.

or


Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025