What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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