What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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