What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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