What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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