What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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