What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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