What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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