What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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