What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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