What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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