What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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