What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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