What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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