What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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