What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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