What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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