What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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