What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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