What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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