What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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