What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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