What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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