What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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