What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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