What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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