What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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