What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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