What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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