What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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