What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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