What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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