What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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