What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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