What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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