What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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