What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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