What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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