What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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