What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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