What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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