What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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