What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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