What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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