What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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