What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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