What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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