What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026