What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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