What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
Canvas not available.

or


What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025