What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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