What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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