What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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