What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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