What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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