What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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