What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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