What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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