What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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