What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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