What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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