What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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