What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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