What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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