What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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