What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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