What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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