What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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