What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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