What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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