What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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