What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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