What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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