What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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