What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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