What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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