What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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