What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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