What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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