What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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