What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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