What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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