What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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