What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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