What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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