What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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