What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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