What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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