What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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