What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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