What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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