What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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