What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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