What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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