What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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