What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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