What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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