What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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