What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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