What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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