What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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