What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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