What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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