What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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