What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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