What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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