What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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