What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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