What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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