What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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