What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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