What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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