What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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