What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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