What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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