What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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