What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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