What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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