What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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