What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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