What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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