What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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