What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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