What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
Canvas not available.

or


How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Canvas not available.

or


If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025