What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.

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