What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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