What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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