What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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