What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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