What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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