What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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