What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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