What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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