What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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