What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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