What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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