What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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