What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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