What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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