What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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