What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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