What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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