What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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