What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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