What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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