What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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