What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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