What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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