What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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