What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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