What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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