What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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