What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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