What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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