What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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