What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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