What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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