What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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