What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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