What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024