What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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