What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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