What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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