What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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