What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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