What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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