What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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