What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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