What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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