What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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