What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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