What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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