What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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