What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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