What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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