What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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