What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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