What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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