What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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