What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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