What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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