What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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