What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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