What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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