What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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