What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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