What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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