What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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