What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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