What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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