What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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