What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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