What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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