What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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