What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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