What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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