What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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