What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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