What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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