What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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