What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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