What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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