What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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