What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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