What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A seal walks into a club...
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