What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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