What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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