What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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