What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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