What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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