What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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