What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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