What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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