What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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