What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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