What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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