What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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