What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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