What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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