What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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