What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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