What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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