What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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