What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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