What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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