What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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