What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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