What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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