What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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