What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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