What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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