What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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