What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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