What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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