What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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