What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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