What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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