What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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