What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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