What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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