What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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