What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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