What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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