What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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