What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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