What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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