What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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