What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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