What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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