What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
Canvas not available.

or


How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026