What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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