What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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