What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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