What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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