What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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