What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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