What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026