What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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