What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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