What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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