What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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