What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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