What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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