What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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