What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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