What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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