What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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