What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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