What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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