What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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