What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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