What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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