What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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