What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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