What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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