What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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