What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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