What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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