What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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