What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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