What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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