What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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