What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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