What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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