What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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