What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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