What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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