What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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