What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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