What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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