What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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