What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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