What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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