What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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