What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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