What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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