What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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