What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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