What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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