What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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