What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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