What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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