What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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