What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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