What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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