What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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