What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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