What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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