What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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