What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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