What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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