What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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