What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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