What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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