What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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