What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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