What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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