What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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