What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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