What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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