What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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