What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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