What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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