What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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