What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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