What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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