What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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