What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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