What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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