What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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