What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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