What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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