What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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