What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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