What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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