What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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