What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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