What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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