What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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