What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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