What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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