What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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