What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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