What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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