What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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