What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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