What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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