What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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