What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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