What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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