What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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