What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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