What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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