What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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