What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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