What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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