What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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