What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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