What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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