What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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