What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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