What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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