What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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