What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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