What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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