What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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