What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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