What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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