What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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