What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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