What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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