What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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