What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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