What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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