What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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