What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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