What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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