What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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