What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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