What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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