What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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