What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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