What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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