What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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