What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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