What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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