What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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