What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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