What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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