What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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