What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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