What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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