What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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