What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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