What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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