What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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