What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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