What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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