What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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