What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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