What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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