What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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