What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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