What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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