What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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