What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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