What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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