What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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