What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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