What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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