What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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