What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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