What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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