What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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