What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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