What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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