What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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