What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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