What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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