What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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