What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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