What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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