What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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