What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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