What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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