What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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