What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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