What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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