What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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