What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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