What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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