What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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