What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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