What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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