What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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