What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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