What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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