What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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