What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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