What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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