What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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