What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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