What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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