What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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