What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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