What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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