What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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