What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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