What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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