What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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