What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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