What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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