What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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