What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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