What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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