What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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