What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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