What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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