What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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