What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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