What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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