What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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