What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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