What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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