What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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