What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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