What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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