What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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