What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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