What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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