What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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