What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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