What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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