What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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