What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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