What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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