What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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