What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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