What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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