What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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