What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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