What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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