What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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