What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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