What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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