What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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