What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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