What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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