What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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