What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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