What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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