What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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