What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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