What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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