What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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