What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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