What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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