What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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