What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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