What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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