What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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