What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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