What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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