What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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