What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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