What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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