What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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