What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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