What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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