What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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