What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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