What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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