What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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