What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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