What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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