What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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