What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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