What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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