What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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