What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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