What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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