What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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