What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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