What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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