What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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