What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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