What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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