What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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