What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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