What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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