What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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