What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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