What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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