What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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