What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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