What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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