What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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