What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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