What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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