What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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