What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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