What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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