What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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