What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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