What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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