What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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