What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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