What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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