What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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