What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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