What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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