What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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