What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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