What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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