What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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