What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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