What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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