What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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