What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

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