What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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