What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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