What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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