What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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