What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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