What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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