What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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