What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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