What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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