What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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