What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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