What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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