What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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