What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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