What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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