What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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