What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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