What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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