What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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