What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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