What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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