What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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