What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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