What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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