What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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