What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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