What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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