What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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