What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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