What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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