What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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