What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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