What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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