What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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