What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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