What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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