What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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