What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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