What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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