What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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