What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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