What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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