What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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