What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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