What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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