What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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