What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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