What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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