What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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