What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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