What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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