What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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