What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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