What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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