What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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