What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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