What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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