What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026