What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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