Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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ICE ICE Baby......
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Two-lips!
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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