What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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