What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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