What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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