What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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