What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

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