What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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