What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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