What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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