What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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