What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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