What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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