What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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