What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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