What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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