What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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