What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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