What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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