What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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