What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!


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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.


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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.


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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.


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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.


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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.


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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card


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