What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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