What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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