What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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