What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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