What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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