What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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