What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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