What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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