What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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