What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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