What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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