What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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