What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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