What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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