What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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