What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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