What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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