What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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