What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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