What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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