What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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