What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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