What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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