What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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