What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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