What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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