What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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