What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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