What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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