What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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