What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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