What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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