What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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