What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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