What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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