What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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