What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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