What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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