What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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