What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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