What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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