What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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