What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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