What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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