What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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