What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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