What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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