What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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