What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026