What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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