What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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