What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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