What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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