What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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