What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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