What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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