What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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