What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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