What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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