What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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