What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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