What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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