What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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