What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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