What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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