What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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