What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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