What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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