What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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