What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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