What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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