What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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