What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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