What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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