What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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