What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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