What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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