What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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