What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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