What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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