What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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