What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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