What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A seal walks into a club...
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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