What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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