What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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