What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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