What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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