What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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