What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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