What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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