What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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