What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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