What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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It's Hans free.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Bugs Bunny.


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