What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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