What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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