What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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