What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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