What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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