What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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