What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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