What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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