What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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