What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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