What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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