What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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