What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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