What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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