What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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