What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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