What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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