What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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