What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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