What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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