What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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