What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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