What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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