What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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