What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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