What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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