What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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