What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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