What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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