What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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