What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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