What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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