What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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