What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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