What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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