What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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