What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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