What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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