What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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