What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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