What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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