What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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