What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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