What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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