What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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