What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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