What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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