What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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