What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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