What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .

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