What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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