What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or


When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026