What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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