What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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