What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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