What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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