What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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