What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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