What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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