What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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