What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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