What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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