What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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