What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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