What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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