Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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By renaming it Trump University.
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Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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