What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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