What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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