What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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