What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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