What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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