What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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