What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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