What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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