What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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