What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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