What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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