What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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