What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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