What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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