What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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