What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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