What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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