What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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