What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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