What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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