What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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