What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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