What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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