What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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