What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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