What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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