What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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