What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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