What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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