What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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