What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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