What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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