What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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