What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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