What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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