What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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