What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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