What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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