What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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