Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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As far away as possible.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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