What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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