What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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