What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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