What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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