What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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