What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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