What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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