What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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