What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
Canvas not available.

or


How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026