What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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