What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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