What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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