What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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