What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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