What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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