What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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