What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!


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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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So he could grade his eggs.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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