What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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