What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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