What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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