What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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