What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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