What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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