What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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