What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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