What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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