What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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