What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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