What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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