What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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