What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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