What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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