What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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