What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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