What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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