What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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