What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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