What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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