What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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