What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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