What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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