What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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