What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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