What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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