What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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