What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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