What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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