What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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