What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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