What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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