What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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