What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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