What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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