What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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