What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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