What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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