What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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