What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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