What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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