What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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