What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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