What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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