What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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