What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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