What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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