What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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