What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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