What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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