What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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