What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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