What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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