What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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