What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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