What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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