What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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