What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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