What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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