What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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