What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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