What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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