What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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