What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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