What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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