What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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