What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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