What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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