Frosted Flakes!
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The price of bacon would go up.
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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Because the chicken was on vacation.
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At the crystal ball.
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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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