What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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