What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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