What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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