What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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