What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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