What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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