What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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