What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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