What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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