What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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