What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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