What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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