What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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