What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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