What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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