What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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