What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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