What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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