What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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