What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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