What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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