What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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