What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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