What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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A seal walks into a club...
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