What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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