What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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