What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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