What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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