What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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