What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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