What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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