What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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