What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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