What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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