What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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