What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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