What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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