What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"



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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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