What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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