What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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