What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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