What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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