What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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