What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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