What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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