What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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