What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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