What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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