What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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