What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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