What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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