What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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