What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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