What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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