What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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