What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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