What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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