What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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