What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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