What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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