What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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