What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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