What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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