What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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