What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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