What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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