What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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