What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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