What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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