What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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