What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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