What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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