What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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