What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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