What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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