What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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