What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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