What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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