What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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