What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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