What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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