What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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