What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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