What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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