What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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