What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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