What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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