What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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