What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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