What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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