What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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