What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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