What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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