What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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