What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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