What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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