What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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