What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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