What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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