What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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