What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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