What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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