What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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