What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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