What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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