What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Hair Force One!


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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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It needed to be trimmed.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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A cr-oak tree.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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