What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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