What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
Canvas not available.

or


I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026