What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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