What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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