What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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